LIKE HIM

sometimes he hits it
and sometimes he misses
he always slams like
a bent head ram
this tv guys got
a burning ship
they jump aboard
cause he’s so hip

i don’t want to be like him
i don’t want to be like him
i don’t want to be like him

they get all freaky when
they hear him speak
they worship him
cause he’s cool and sleek
can you see the real thing
i’m not fake, give this real
think a freak’n break

i don’t want to be like him
i don’t want to be like him
i don’t want to be like him

perfect hair
and a perfect tan
strings them along
cause their his fans
they can’t resist
he gets them higher
they always love
the sleazy liar

i don’t want to be like him
i don’t want to be like him
i don’t want to be like him